Suri. Obvs she's wearing a fur coat. Maybe I can move back to CA and be her nanny. Then get her into toddler beauty pageants. Then break up Tom and Katie. Then make Tom wear his flight suit from Top Gun and we'll invite Kenny Loggins over to jam while everyone plays volleyball.
I'm going to ignore the fact that this fantasy sounds like it came from the mind of a gay man.
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Sounds like the start of a gay porno. So I've heard.
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